Wait one second before the punchline for maximum groans.
April Fools' Day is the perfect excuse for silly humor. Tap the button for a clean joke or riddle you can share at breakfast, in class or with friends online. They range from classic puns to goofy one-liners, and every one is designed to make people groan and giggle at the same time. Say it with a straight face and see who gets it first. If a joke falls flat, tap again for a fresh one. Save your favorites, and take turns with a friend to see who can come up with the best groan.
GOOD TO KNOW
New result every time
Every tap picks a fresh result at random, so no two rounds are quite the same. Play as often as you like, save the ones you love and share them with friends.
Why shouldn't you trust stairs? They're always up to something.
Your result will be different every time you play.
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Why shouldn't you trust stairs? They're always up to something.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
What did the calendar say on April first? My days are numbered, but I'm still having fun.
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems, but April Fools' Day cheered it up.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
I'd tell you a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
Why did the student eat his homework? The teacher said it was a piece of cake.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
Why do bees have sticky hair? They use honeycombs.
What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt.
Why was the laptop so tired? It had too many tabs open.
What's a pencil's favorite holiday? April Fools' Day, because it can finally draw a smile.
Why did the banana wear sunglasses? It was feeling a-peeling.
I only know thirty-seven letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It felt crummy.
A LITTLE CLARITY
Before you play
Is my result real?+
It is all just for fun! Results are picked at random, so you can play again and get something new. Share the ones you love and laugh off the rest.
Is what I type saved anywhere?+
No. Your nickname and answers stay on your own device and are never stored by Funmello. Sharing only happens when you tap Share or Save image.
Is this free, and can I play again?+
Yes. There is no account or payment, and no ad stands between you and your result. Funmello is kept free by ads elsewhere on the page. Draw again as often as you like or try a different game.