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Valentine's Pickup Lines

Get a cheesy, harmless line that will make your friends groan and giggle. Perfect for cards, group chats and goofy Valentine's Day moments.

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Valentine's Pickup Lines

Cheesy on purpose. Say it with a big smile.

Sometimes the best way to share a smile is with a gloriously cheesy line. Tap the button and you get a harmless, funny one that works on a card, in a group chat or just to make your best friend roll their eyes. These lines are all about friendly fun, so use them with a wink and a grin. If you want to be extra silly, read it out in your most dramatic voice. Keep tapping until you find your favorite, then send it to someone who loves a good groan.

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Every tap picks a fresh result at random, so no two rounds are quite the same. Play as often as you like, save the ones you love and share them with friends.

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A sample result

Are you a campfire? Because you make everything feel warm and cozy.

Your result will be different every time you play.

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  1. Are you a campfire? Because you make everything feel warm and cozy.
  2. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your smile.
  3. Are you a charger? Because you give me life when I'm running low.
  4. You must be a cookie, because you are sweet and make my day better.
  5. Are you a library book? Because I'd love to borrow your smile all week.
  6. Is your name Cocoa? Because you make winter feel warm.
  7. Are you a bookmark? Because you always hold my place in the best stories.
  8. If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple.
  9. Are you pizza? Because you're always my first choice.
  10. I'm not great at math, but you plus me adds up to a great time.
  11. Are you a star? Because my day just got brighter.
  12. Are you a camera? Because every time I see you, I smile.
  13. Is it a snow day? Because I'm not going anywhere without you.
  14. Are you a good song? Because I keep replaying you in my head.
  15. You're like a sunny day in the middle of homework: unexpected and totally welcome.
  16. Are you a sticky note? Because I'm sticking with you.
  17. Do you believe in friendship at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  18. Roses are red, my jokes are cheesy, want to hang out? No pressure, easy-peasy.
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Is my result real?+

It is all just for fun! Results are picked at random, so you can play again and get something new. Share the ones you love and laugh off the rest.

Is what I type saved anywhere?+

No. Your nickname and answers stay on your own device and are never stored by Funmello. Sharing only happens when you tap Share or Save image.

Is this free, and can I play again?+

Yes. There is no account or payment, and no ad stands between you and your result. Funmello is kept free by ads elsewhere on the page. Draw again as often as you like or try a different game.

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