Read it out loud with a big smile and wait for the groans.
Ready for some groan-worthy holiday humour? Tap the button and a fresh joke appears, perfect for reading at dinner, tucking into a card or sharing in the group chat. Take turns telling jokes around the table and give points for the loudest groan. Write your favourites on napkins, add them to cracker-style notes, or use them as a morning surprise for the family. If you know a better punchline, tell it too. Laughter is the best holiday decoration, so tap again and keep the giggles going all season long.
GOOD TO KNOW
New result every time
Every tap picks a fresh result at random, so no two rounds are quite the same. Play as often as you like, save the ones you love and share them with friends.
What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle with a carrot.
Your result will be different every time you play.
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What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle with a carrot.
Why was the cookie sad? It felt a little crumby.
What did the tree say to the ornament? You look bauble-ous today.
What is an elf's favourite music? Wrap!
Why does Santa love gardening? He likes to hoe, hoe, hoe.
What do snowmen take when they feel unwell? A chill pill.
Why was the stocking so popular? It was always hanging out.
How does a snowman get around? By riding an icicle.
Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed a trim.
What kind of ball does not bounce? A snowball.
What did the wrapping paper say to the gift? I have got you covered.
What does a cat say on Christmas? Meowy Christmas!
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes? No eye-deer.
What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet.
Why did the baker bring tinsel to work? To make the cookies sparkle.
Why was the snow globe so calm? It knew how to settle down.
What goes ho, ho, thud? Santa tripping over the rug.
Why did the dog love its gift? It was a real treat.
What did one candle say to the other? Let us go out tonight!
Why did the gingerbread person need a hug? It was feeling a bit crumbly.
A LITTLE CLARITY
Before you play
Is my result real?+
It is all just for fun! Results are picked at random, so you can play again and get something new. Share the ones you love and laugh off the rest.
Is what I type saved anywhere?+
No. Your nickname and answers stay on your own device and are never stored by Funmello. Sharing only happens when you tap Share or Save image.
Is this free, and can I play again?+
Yes. There is no account or payment, and no ad stands between you and your result. Funmello is kept free by ads elsewhere on the page. Draw again as often as you like or try a different game.