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St. Patrick's Day Jokes

Crack a green-tinted joke with shamrocks, rainbows and lucky puns. Quick and clean, ideal for lunch tables, cards and group chats.

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St. Patrick's Day Jokes

Pair it with something green for extra luck.

Looking for a little laughter this March 17? Tap the button for a lucky joke about shamrocks, rainbows, leprechauns and all things green. The jokes are short and clean, so they work in a card, a lunchbox note, a classroom or a group chat. Try them on your friends and wait for the groan, which is the highest compliment a pun can get. If one does not land, tap again for another. Share your favorites with the funniest person you know, and wear something green so the luck can follow you around.

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Every tap picks a fresh result at random, so no two rounds are quite the same. Play as often as you like, save the ones you love and share them with friends.

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Why do you never iron a four-leaf clover? You don't want to press your luck.

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  1. Why do you never iron a four-leaf clover? You don't want to press your luck.
  2. Why did the leprechaun bring a ladder to the rainbow? The end looked like a long way up.
  3. Why do leprechauns love tap dancing? It puts some sparkle in their jig.
  4. What's green, lucky and bounces? A shamrock on a trampoline.
  5. Why was the green crayon so happy on March 17? It finally got to be the star of the parade.
  6. Why was the shamrock such a good friend? It always had three leaves to lean on.
  7. Why was the leprechaun so good at math? He knew how to count his lucky stars.
  8. How do you catch a leprechaun? Hide behind a rainbow and act lucky.
  9. Why did the rainbow get an award? It always brightens up after the rain.
  10. Why did the cat wear green? It wanted to be the purr-fect leprechaun.
  11. Why did the sandwich wear green? It heard the parade was lettuce celebrate.
  12. Why did the frog wear a shamrock? He was feeling hoppy and lucky.
  13. What's a clover's favorite game? Hide and seek, because the four-leaf ones are so hard to find.
  14. Knock knock. Who's there? Irish. Irish who? Irish you a lucky day!
  15. Knock knock. Who's there? Clover. Clover who? Clover here and let me tell you a joke!
  16. Why do leprechauns make great friends? They're full of good luck and bad puns.
  17. What do you call a leprechaun who loves to read? A well-green bookworm.
  18. Why was the grass so excited for March 17? It was feeling extra green with envy.
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It is all just for fun! Results are picked at random, so you can play again and get something new. Share the ones you love and laugh off the rest.

Is what I type saved anywhere?+

No. Your nickname and answers stay on your own device and are never stored by Funmello. Sharing only happens when you tap Share or Save image.

Is this free, and can I play again?+

Yes. There is no account or payment, and no ad stands between you and your result. Funmello is kept free by ads elsewhere on the page. Draw again as often as you like or try a different game.

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